Tuesday, 29 March 2011

Rules you wont learn in School

When at school I was taught a RULER was a King and you drew lines with a RULE. today's post is about a different set of "rules" entirely so don not be deceived by the picture !
Often miss-attributed to Bill Gates as an Urban Myth the following "rules" are  more rightly from Charles J Sykes book "Rules you wont learn at school" Either way there are some gems to be had in these lines !

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect
you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $40,000 a year right out of high school. You
won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents
had a different word for burger flipping -- they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes,
learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now.
They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites
of your parents' generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not.
In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as many
times as you want to get the right answer.This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off
and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have
to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one


Trish @ Mum's Gone to... said...

I think I may have to print this out for my teen, particularly the point about in real life you don't get plenty of tries to get the right answer.

Mammy Dolittle said...

Well said!:)

Ruth Teal said...

Hahahahahahahaa:) i like the last one its funny:)

Carla said...

Ah, this made me laugh! I've taught junior high and high school and was often amazed at some kids' concept of reality!


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